Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

>> Monday, May 12, 2008

Let's see, there's The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Plague/Disease, War, Famine/Mass Starvation and Death.

But let's consider what really plagues the Western world: Greed. There's plenty of it. And there's no one to better represent it than Madonna. Multi-millionaire several times over yet she joked a few months ago that she wouldn't play some of her old songs during her tour because she was bored, but she might if someone paid her like "$30 million." So of course she's now doing a couple private concerts in Dubai for about that amount.

Look at that "I am NOT old" face peering back. That ain't just the miracle of PhotoShop.

And what the hell is she doing on the cover of the "Green" issue!?! The G-R-E-E-N Vanity Fair should be referring to is the environment, not money.

You wouldn't know it from the cover.


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