Could he make it any more obvious?

>> Sunday, November 29, 2009

Ted Casablanca on Friday:

Dear Ted:
Call me naive, but how can Fake à la Ferocity travel around the world and not get caught with heroin? Surely she can't risk withdrawal on her jaunts. Is this why she has a pilot's license?
—Nan in Wisconsin

Dear Drugged Traveler:
Fake's on the synthetic stuff now, that's not illegal.
Why not come out and say it? Angelina Jolie is a heroin addict.

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